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Unbelievable but true: As you can
undoubtedly see in the picture, Alex Jones, our beloved info-warrior
is actually a shape shifter from a different planet.
No, Mr. Icke he is not one of those
green lizard things, you are trying to convince us about since years –
he is actually from a species of giant hairy jellyfish. Hence, Alex
Jones is from the same species as Kim Jong-un and two thirds of the
American population. Jellyfish shape-shifters are believed to originate from Uranus and are characterised by a permanent flow of Bullshit emanating from a hole in the lower part of their face-like front. The bowl in the picture probably contains some residues of such Bullshit and the thumbs-up gesture of the jellyfish once again proves how proud these creatures are of the Bullshit they produce.
Fortunately, the disguises of those jellyfish-shape-shifters is not as sophisticated as those of the lizard ones, so we can hope for more totally genuine footage soon.
