!!!!New Footage of Shape-Shifter-Aliens!!!!

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Unbelievable but true: As you can undoubtedly see in the picture, Alex Jones, our beloved info-warrior is actually a shape shifter from a different planet.

No, Mr. Icke he is not one of those green lizard things, you are trying to convince us about since years – he is actually from a species of giant hairy jellyfish. Hence, Alex Jones is from the same species as Kim Jong-un and two thirds of the American population. Jellyfish shape-shifters are believed to originate from Uranus and are characterised by a permanent flow of Bullshit emanating from a hole in the lower part of their face-like front. The bowl in the picture probably contains some residues of such Bullshit and the thumbs-up gesture of the jellyfish once again proves how proud these creatures are of the Bullshit they produce.

Fortunately, the disguises of those jellyfish-shape-shifters is not as sophisticated as those of the lizard ones, so we can hope for more totally genuine footage soon.

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Finally... the new Album!!!

The Washington Chainsaw Massacre - a film by Donald Trump

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What does Erdogan want to say by denying entry to German journalist Volker Schwenck?

After Turkey denied entry to the German journalist Volker Schwenck on Tuesday 19 April, the German journalists association (DJV) called it a harassment and stated that this was the result of the concession of the German government in the Böhmermann case.



A Part of Erdogan's presidential regalia

I do not really agree with that, there is more to it: On one hand we can see the harassment, but it is more important to see the gesture behind it. For Erdogan the foreign impression of this case is less important than how it operates domestically. It is a clear gesture of power showing everyone: “I am the one in charge!”

This situation gives Erdogan the opportunity to demonstrate his power to his domestic opposition and critics. The gesture states clearly: “See how I can mess around with them, what do think I could do to you.”

Moreover, this case is not meant as a harassment of German journalism at all, this is only a side effect. It is just another brush mark on the self-portrait Erdogan is painting to express that his influence and power goes far beyond the Turkish borders and that none of his domestic critics could even hope for mercy or the protection of any foreign institution.


Finally, to make it clear for those who still don't get it, the translation of this situation from the Levantine gesture language to English would look like this:
“Dare you to hope for the help of those guys!- They are not only my bedfellows, I already made them my rag bags.”

Breaking News! Erdogan's Goatgate: The goat finally appears before the public!

Goat utters disturbing claims.

Is she only lying?- 

“Als er zu mir kam, kaute er auf einer Karotte, dann hielt er die Karotte in seiner Hand und schaute sie irgendwie an... auf eine versaute Weise...” -Alles nur Lügen?

President disclaims

Er streitet alles ab: „Ich hatte keine sexuelle Beziehung mit dieser Ziege“ -hat diese Affäre das Potenzial seine Karriere zu zerstören?

Je suis Böhmermann Vol. 2: The Pawn Sacrifice

Angela bringt dem Sultan das Bauernopfer dar.
Angela sacrifices a pawn to the glory Sultan.

JE SUIS BÖHMERMANN

Erdogan im Ringkampf mit dem Sündenbock
Erdogan wrestles the scapegoat